computer

you are most likely using one to view this web page

by castanza June 18, 2007

nope, crack doesn't count.

example should include the word "computer"

by yourMOMSnamehaha September 15, 2008

That addicting little box you're sitting in front of

*twitch* I've got to get on my computer. I haven't been on for 20 minutes. *twitch*

by Gemini Twin #2 November 5, 2005

The reason I can't enjoy my weekends anymore. The almighty consumer of time. This machine will eat your soul and sell the last few bits on eBay.

What? Explorer froze on my computer's process manager? I'll just end and then start the process again. (desktop crashes)

by Anonymous 3.00 BETA February 22, 2009

Computer

Something parents dont understand, it is sexy has entertainment and shit, i fucked it because it has a usb slot...

Kenny : Toby, take those computers out of your ears for a second.

by The_Streets October 7, 2017

Work with me! *Crack* stupid computer! Gonna punch the life out of you!

by gusto5 May 29, 2004