comparing cookies

the act of showing each other ones genitals.

Last night my girlfriend and I were comparing cookies, she showed me her cooter so I presented my one eyed walleye. She said mine was small, and I swear hers was a monster.

by Jboner September 12, 2013

Comparable

A Java Interface signifying the client that it can compare two objects which implement this. Essentially, it forces the existence of the compareTo(T otherObj) method -- depicted below. This tells a user it can use this method to compare these two objects. Typically this comparable also allows the proper implementation of an equals(Object other) method, as this would be any case in which compareTo(T otherObj) would return a 0.

public interface Comparable<T> {

public int compareTo(T otherObj);

}

by gunvalid January 21, 2019

share and compare

When you and one or more friends, whip out your dicks and share and compare them with each other.

The party was crazy. Me, Zach, jake, Michael, and Will played share and compare.

by Guacamolenibbapenis April 27, 2019

comparative grammar

To imagine language as a thick head of human hair, as found on Michael Landon, Carrot Top, or Cher, and exhaustively split and redefine each strand and follicle for the sole purpose of making something that is hard even harder.

I thought I knew how to speak, read, and write until I studied comparative grammar.

by Barely Literate December 27, 2007

theory of comparative girls

When a halfway-decent looking girl hangs out with a very unattractive girl in order to make herself look attractive.

"Did you see that picture with Emma last night? She looked so hot!"

"Nah, she's just using the theory of comparative girls to make herself look better by standing next to that fat chick."

by warriorlax1220 November 06, 2011

Compare excel reports

Expose yourself to your partner

Hey can we compare excel reports?

by J-dogmusic January 11, 2021

Bitch beyond compare

(1)Someone who is far up one's ass.

(2)Someone who outdoes other people's bitchyness.

(3)Description of a situation which is a defining low point in one's life.

(1)Randall will do anything for Sandra. He is her bitch beyond compare.

(2) Did you hear that that Joanna won on Big Brother? She is a bitch beyond compare.

(3)Oh man, I lost the ticket for the final of the world series. This is such a bitch beyond compare.

by Welck August 04, 2007