You Jack Of Clubs

Some Steps On Your Foot You Say What You Doing You Jack Of Clubs

Vince: I Need A Remedy For Anxiety

Naboo: Here Have This (naboo blows dust in his face)

Vince: What You Doing You Jack Of Clubs I Asked For A Remedy Not Fucking Pixie Dust In My Face!

You Jack Of Clubs by Ray-Ray Floogle May 22, 2008

King of Clubs 

1) One of the fifty-two playing cards in the average deck of cards.

2) Tiger Woods

1) I don't need a King of Clubs, I need a Eight of Hearts!

2) The King of Clubs is known for one win after another.

King of Clubs by geniusonwheels February 5, 2009

jack of clubs 

Cockney rhyming slang to call someone a moron. Jack of clubs is a card and card rhymes with tard.

Oi! Fix your mince pies on the jack of clubs who spilled a britney on his adams.

jack of clubs by Capt. Spankee Magoo June 22, 2009

queen of clubs 

Similar to queen of spades and queen of hearts but instead of a womans preference being a white guy or even a black guy it's instead its a hispanic/latino man.

Dude1: hey why's Mary always with Mexican guy?
Dude2: oh she's a queen of clubs

queen of clubs by Ellocohombre July 11, 2019

2 of Clubs 

1. This is about the 2 of Clubs. 2 of clubs, like in cards you know. It means "Show your boobs" or like, "Lift up your shirt and show off your juggs." It is considered the highest honor to be presented with the 2 of Clubs--not to be taken lightly or shown to just any girl with boobs. Reserved specifically for those with great ones.

2. The folkloric character Dr.Bones is said to keep a 2 of Clubs in his top hat.

Guy: (Shows girl a 2 of Clubs)

Girl: (Takes off shirt and bra)

Guy: "Damn. Those are the finest titties I have ever seen."

2 of Clubs by Norm Crenshaw July 18, 2007

Jack of Clubs 

An idiot, someone who does something stupid that annoys you.

'What are you doing! You jack of clubs!'

Jack of Clubs by El Chadders October 18, 2007

Queen of clubs 

This term is sexual in nature and is typically associated with the sexual culture of cuckoldry but also can be used in cuckqueandry or other sexual settings. The term "queen of clubs" is often used to describe someone who is exclusively attracted to individuals of Middle Eastern and Hispanic/Latino descent, and is a variation of other terms such as the queen of spades and queen of hearts.

Jeanne(Queen of clubs): "Hey, let's call Maria tonight. I can't resist her Mediterranean charm."

Linda(cuckquean): "You really have a thing for Middle Eastern and Latino women, huh? You're definitely becoming a true Queen of Clubs!"

Or

Jeanne: "Remember that handsome Middle Eastern guy, Ali, from last week? I'm thinking of seeing him again tonight."

Linda: "Oh, you're really embracing your Queen of Clubs title! Have fun with Ali and his friends!"

Queen of clubs by Queen of Clubs March 19, 2023