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Cockney rhyming slang to call someone a moron. Jack of clubs is a card and card rhymes with tard.
Oi! Fix your mince pies on the jack of clubs who spilled a britney on his adams.
by Capt. Spankee Magoo June 22, 2009
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An idiot, someone who does something stupid that annoys you.
'What are you doing! You jack of clubs!'
by El Chadders October 03, 2007
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