You know like in those movies how you love these 2 people and you totally ship them and it never happens. Lucky for you choni is that except for they do get together, and it’s *coughs* the best thing ever.

There is a MAJOR competition between choni and bughead. BUT STUPID BUGHEAD CAN DIE IN A HOLE! I mean there cute and all but let’s face it, we can live without bughead. You know bughead is kinda trashy.

Choni is the reason we all love Riverdale. Like season 1 who cares, season 2 ehhh season 3 YASSS SIS.

Some crusty dusty parents decided to not let there children watch Riverdale because 2 girls were dating. But you know. They are the trash. Like yet them off a cliff, because if you dont, I will, your welcome:)
by Madspetsch July 1, 2019
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ALSO KNOWN AS:
- UNDERWEAR (pronounced; "under wear"
- DRAWR'Z (pronounced; "Draw'z"
- CHONIES (pronounced; "chon eez"
-TRUNKS
-TIGHTY WHITES/BREIFS/BOXERS
-TA-DUN-TA-DA'S

*The stuff that hangs out of ur pants if ur cool
*The undergarments a guy wears just about anytime he knows he's about to score.
*Men will wear this for an indefinite period of time until said garment vaporizes.
* The Greek God of trolling who the Chonites try to appease as they go on with their nefarious work.
underweardrawersdrawr'zchonie'strunksbreif'sboxers

Did you change your Chonies?
by Thepickleswinger April 18, 2017
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The Greek God of trolling who the Chonites try to appease as they go on with their nefarious work.
This thread is about to be chonied.

I think I feel the presence of Chony, in all his magnificence, probably it was brought on by that guy who posted about his balls itching in the global warming thread.
by Windtell December 15, 2009
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a really awesome word that most volleyball players of the eagle variety use to cheer eachother on. Also somthing to call your close friends.
The Eagles team got together in a huddle and yelled, "CHONIS!"

"Molly!" Kelsey said, "your such a chonis!"
by thesilent eagle September 21, 2008
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A Pussy, Cunt or Bunz. A Pathetic Worm.
That Kid Matt Is A Choni!
by DeDarro August 30, 2008
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Choni- pronounced "Cho-knee" A girls private parts... Also vagina, pussy, crotch. Not used as a derogatory term referring to women.

Origin- I know it to be Italian - conchiglia- meaning shell...or shell covered.

My great grandparents were from Italy and this is what they called it. Everyone in our family uses the term.
sentence:: When my sisters or I put our hands in the salad bowl, my father says "Get your choni -picking fingers out of the salad!".
by il ricciolo July 27, 2014
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(weed)

-derived from local stoners in sydney 2170,

slang produced- cones and from cones we got ownes, then to onis: pronounced as own-iss extensive shit talk took us to - chonis

singular = chone
-ahh just pack me a chonis

-the act of pumping chonis

-one must release the shotty so the residual airflow sucks down the chonis into the water chamber

-mole smoked all the chonis
by chonisman February 18, 2011
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