the act of filling a toliet bowl with wads and wads on toliet paper before taking a smash....then release your terd on to a nest of toliest paper and exit the bathroom in a stealthly manner...only magic carpet ride people who deserve it
by Hot Mess man February 19, 2008
by mexxxican May 28, 2008
I don't know how I got home last night, but my car is in the driveway, so I must have taken a magic carpet ride.
by Ryan Faircloth January 13, 2006
Julio engineered the mexican carpet ride to the foreigner's friend on the filthy rug in the bathroom...twice.
by whorhey45 November 8, 2014
Taking a muscle relaxer and toking, creating an extreme relaxed state of being; smooth, relaxed and high.
by Kenderzzz November 15, 2008
The sexual act of going down to the Alabama Coast line and fucking a girl who has sand in her vagina
Andrew: Dude I can't understand why my dick hurts.
Brian: Didn't you just back from Alabama?
Andrew: Oh yeah Must be that Alabama Carpet Ride i got!
Brian: Didn't you just back from Alabama?
Andrew: Oh yeah Must be that Alabama Carpet Ride i got!
by Big Money Al December 3, 2009
Your doing a girl from behind and you hit her in the back of the head and knock her out. then you ride her down the stairs.
by Matt222 March 15, 2008