Buttering My Biscuit

Pouring melted butter on your asshole while masturbating.

Bro, I was beating my meat last night, but I couldnt get it off till I started buttering my biscuit.

by ToxicDruid June 30, 2019

whatever butters your biscuit

basically synonymous with most other phrases fitting the pattern of "whatever __ your __," such as whatever floats your boat

can I substitute cheese grits for hash browns?

sure, whatever butters your biscuit.

by word_g33k July 11, 2007

Well butter my biscuit

A phrase used when you want to butter your biscuit with a Zergling "nom nom nom"

*Siege Tank sees Zergling* "Well butter my biscuit!!!" *Squash*

by AliasDayne September 20, 2010

Butter biscuits

A form of acceptance or trinkets from others. Usually given to those in the minority from those in power.

Look at all these bootlickers trying to get their butter biscuits from massah.

by catsdogslivingtogether January 26, 2019

butter biscuit

A hot snatch/pussy/vagina. Just dripping and steaming.

I'm skipping lunch today boys, going to be chowing some butter biscuit with my honey.

by Pillsbury Dough Boy May 24, 2007

Buttering Biscuits

A term made infamous by Vermont Radio Personality Kwame Dankwa, for "Having sexual relations."

Traci is coming to see me, and we are going to be 'buttering biscuits' all weekend long, YES!

by Kristina Daniel October 3, 2018

buttered biscuit

a vagina for an undetermined amount of time immediatly after someone has blown a load in it and the cum is sporadically still discharging.

like when you put butter in the center of a hot biscuit, now turn the biscuit sideways and watch the butter slowly drip out

ex. don't go down on the girl in the blue shirt unless you want a buttered boscuit.
ex2. if your girl stays out all night while your waiting at the crib be careful she didn't bring you a buttered biscuit home before you go down on her or have sex with her.

by Lillricky May 7, 2016