when a surfer puts surf wax on his surfboard he is "buttering the biscuit."
"hey bro i bailed on that last one. chill while i go butter the biscuit."
by cody sas February 22, 2008
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1. The act of pulling out during doggie style or anal sex and ejaculating on the persons butt cheeks. 2. Ejaculating on a female's butt cheeks after sex.
Janet and I had some great doggie style action last night. At the last second, I pulled out and "Buttered the Biscuits."
by Evil Genius Prime October 8, 2012
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When someone ejaculates in another person's ass and doesn't stop, mixing the jizz and feces into a buttery substance. Afterwards, the person churning pulls out and wipes the "butter" on the cheeks of the churned.
Jon: "Yo! I'm going to be Buttering the Biscuits today!"
Davie: "Nice!"
by Biscuit Butterer December 14, 2021
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After performing anal intercourse, ejaculating over the buttocks.
"I was riding her rump last night, and as soon as I came, I buttered her biscuits good"!
by 2slick2pretty July 25, 2003
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A PHRASE USED TO DESCRIBE A SITUATION THAT ANGERS OR FRUSTRATES YOU.

USED IN PLACE OF GRINDS MY GEARS.
SARA: HE REALLY BUTTER MY BISCUITS WHEN HE CUT ME OFF.
STETTSON: I THINK YOU MEAN GRINDS YOUR GEARS.
SARA: I MEANT WHAT I SAID.
by Iliketothinkimcool October 29, 2022
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The vaginal area of a woman who is heavily aroused and very, very wet. "Buttered" is added to the existing phrase whisker biscuit once it has reached a state of slippery wetness akin to that of something that has been buttered.
Yeah, I'm gonna get me a little of that ol' buttered whisker biscuit tonight!
by boerbabe May 23, 2006
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