banana hammock

a name brand of a men's g-strings ussually worn by strippers but designed for the more well endowded.

The dancers at the club were all wearing banana hammocks.

by R11pilot August 8, 2005

banana hammock

An athletic supporter. A jock strap.

Very common since at least the 1950s.

What are you giving your husband for his birthday Jane?

I thought I'd get him a new banana hammock, Mavis.

by Tuna Wanda May 24, 2005

banana-hammock

a guy's support system of friends; his right hand fellows, and the ones to always lift him up when he is down.

thanks for helping me throught this breakup, man your a real banana-hammock.

by periwinkle1996 September 24, 2010

Banana Hammock

The art of draping toilet paper from one side of the toilet bowl to the other side horizontally, and while the paper is rested and hanging in position, drop a log onto the toilet paper. the log now sits in the 'hammock' and can be trusted around the room

Mark: I just created a sweet banana hammock bro.

Kev: Oh sweet bro did you thrust it yet

Mark: Fuck yea

by Davo258 April 13, 2016

banana hammock

another term for speedo...the absolute gayest thing a man can ever wear..if your caught wearing one, you are a faggot and you should jump off a cliff

i cant believe my eyes, some guy is wearing a banana hammock...lets kill him

by christophorus August 23, 2010

banana hammock

One of those wind-inflatable lounge sofas that remind you of the squishy water-toy that you always wanted to buy at the aquarium

Evan loves to lounge in his banana hammock at the park, he always gets compliments

by Antho Knee May 10, 2016

banana hammock

A swimsuit desinged like men's bikni. Popular because Borat wears them.

Borat make banana hammock ''very nice''

by DizzyLizzy January 19, 2007