asswipe

A person who is so stupid that they make the donkey look good (smarter than them).

guy 1: I know a guy who asked me how to do the same math problem about ten times.

guy 2: Some people never learn. What an asswipe.

by Edefiner February 10, 2015

asswipe

This is what you call someone who's realy pissin' you off

It's usually added onto "shut the fuck up you...." and you have to say it as if you are out of breath else it looses it's meaning

by not shown May 5, 2003

asswipe

JERK !!

When this word was coined in 1984 this is what it meant. It never meant anything about someone's ass or some piece of tool to clean it with.

Get out of here asswipe !

by clickhere July 19, 2006

asswipe

Bill Clinton

Bill Clinton is Hillary's asswipe!

by Ima Feinlen February 7, 2004

asswipe

One who is the same as a cloth that wipes the crap from my ass.

My husband is an asswipe.

by lgeorge May 10, 2006

asswipe

Current (as of Nov. 2007) president of the United States.

I would love to use George W Bush as an asswipe.

by Judy Sweetland December 16, 2007

asswipe

an obnoxious person,
a choadlike individual

what an asswipe,that guy is such an asswipe

by dave kite April 4, 2005