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Angst Sandwich 

1. A metaphorical food used to describe something that is outrageously angsty, Emo, Gothic, or gloomy in nature.

2: The feeling in your stomach when you feel miserable (i.e. you feel like you've eaten an "Angst Sandwich).
1: Dude, Interview with a Vampire was such an Angst Sandwich!

2: I feel terrible after my girlfriend told me she was dumping me, it's like I've eaten an Angst Sandwich!
Angst Sandwich by TeenAuthor September 24, 2007
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teen angst 

When teenagers, for any number of reasons combined with their hormones and stress from school, get depressed. Contrary to popular beleif, some teenagers actually do have it rough and have to deal with shit most adults don't have to. Other teens don't and just like to pretend they do. Either way, everyone has a right to be pissed off
Teen who actually has it tough and has teen angst as a result:

"I am really depressed man my parent died and nobody is helping"

Teen (usually a popular kid) who likes to think they have it rough due to teen angst:

"Man, nobody gets me I hate my parents bla...bla...bla..."
teen angst by J.D. Caulfield March 8, 2008
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life angst

The confusion and dispair at being unable to see the way ahead for your life. Usually results in inaction, thus perpetuating the state.
"My brother is stressed out and depressed all the time, he's got life angst".
life angst by Henry S Baker June 14, 2006

teenage angst whore 

This means someone (most likely a teenager) who is very attached to their sadness, and think they are the only person out there who has it bad. They tend to complian and bitch about things they could fix or just get over easier but they are to absorbed in themselves.
Jenny won't come out and play because she is sitting in her basement slitting her wrists and listening to emo music.

Angstheist

A militant and/or unpleasant atheist who actively dedicates time in their life to ridiculing theists. Generally, they are marked by a lack of courtesy and deductive reasoning skills. Other traits include actively identifying themselves as atheists before anyone asks, frequent use of 666 in screen names as bait, and talking about religion more than religious folk.
Prime examples of Angstheists: Richard Dawkins, Bill Meyer, The Amazing Atheist

Commonly misidentified: Carl Sagan, Charles Darwin, Friedrick Niezche

angsting 

The action of being angsty (anxious, depressed, moody, negatively emotional). Usually practiced by teens.
I spent the afternoon angsting alone in my room.
angsting by Skye September 25, 2004

Angstitentialism

Emotionally charged, pseudointellectual self-centered ramblings and musings about the meaning of life.
"Here's yet another emo kid's angstitentialist blog"

"Please, don't bother me any more with your angstitentialism. I've heard it all a million times before."
Angstitentialism by CoMo Norseman November 17, 2006