Alpaca 

Alpaca is term that refers to any weapon with a greater destructive force than a shotgun. I.e a rocket launcher or something of that nature.

Example: "Bruh, I got the alpaca now let's fuck shit in grand theft auto."

Alpaca by Helping deep November 25, 2015

alpaca 

A wool bearing llama with big teeth.

Alpaca..........Alpaca you'r bag's in a second if you don't shutup!

alpaca by Annaliese May 3, 2005

Alpaca 

As everyone knows, the alpaca is a South American quadruped known for spitting. This inspires the name given for insemination by spitting semen into the vagina. This is a requirement for impregnation for men with a micropenis. The technical maneuver involves masturbation of the micropenis into one's hand, ingesting and then spitting into the vagina.

Robert and his wife are expecting a baby girl in September. Obviously, he performed the alpaca successfully, given that he's nearly dickless.

Alpaca by DrChode May 22, 2009

alpaca 

the second coolest person in the universe

"look,there is the mighty alpaca."
"where?"
"in the shadow of the danzil"

alpaca by danzil November 29, 2003

alpaca 

an alpaca is a smaller version of a llama. they are fuzzier and they more likly to be hunted for they have more fur. according to my Hero alpacas are so better than llamas which is not true. Llama's can spit! in your face! kangaroos are cool cause they can HOP

Dude my llama is so cooler than your alpaca he can spit.

alpaca by inyourfaceAmanda! May 13, 2005

Alpaca 

Like a llama, but not as good

Llamas are cooler than alpacas

Alpaca by Alexiplier777 June 4, 2015

Alpaca 

A large, furry creature with fur good for making yarn. These spitters are not to be trifled with. Contrary to popular belief, they cannot be purchased at Hobby Lobby.

Plural of Alpaca is Alpaca.

"Did you hear what Goofer did? He went to Hobby Lobby looking to buy some Alpaca! He'll never find any Alpaca there."

Alpaca by Alakritous February 19, 2017