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A gathering where participants partake in the most extreme sexual kinks.
I got out of that swingers party before it turned into a hobby lobby, scat and needle play just isn't my thing.
by rem-death June 30, 2014

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A poorly thought out, gut reflex decision or reaction that has far-reaching, negative consequences.
The assassination of the Archduke Franz Ferdinand led to the first World War; it was a real hobby lobby.
by rideurbike June 30, 2014

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An entry area (Lobby) to a larger venue where the visitors choose from a large array of DIY Kink supplies before heading into the "Hobby" area with a partner to get Freaky.

Items found in the "Hobby Lobby" include:

• Crucifixes of all shapes and sizes for ass play
• Yarn and twine for bondage play
• Needles of varying gauges for piercing play
• Candles for Wax play
• Leather and Leather working tools to build floggers
• Beads for orifice cramming
• Knives and blades for Cutting
• Hangers for Back Alley Abortions
Let's meet in the Hobby Lobby on Friday. I'll pick up a gross of "Charm Me Antique Sterling Nail Cross Charms", and violate you six ways from Sunday before I scrape your uterus of our Hellspawn.
by CapnMarrrrk July 02, 2014

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To take away something that someone needs because you don't like it.
I caught Monisha eating a bagel for breakfast again so I Hobby Lobbied that gluten right into the trash can.

After returning from his first Scientology meeting, Tristan decided he had to Hobby Lobby his girlfriend's Zoloft.
by modernfluff July 03, 2014

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A very exemplary person
You are so nice! You are such a hobby lobby!
by 77bigboyjoe77 September 30, 2016

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To engage in unprotected intercourse with a female and then decline to pay for Plan B the following morning.
"Could it be yours?"

"Yeah, I pulled a Hobby Lobby on her the morning after?"
by lawlkdghlaw September 04, 2014

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A woman's vagina.
I kicked that bitch right in the hobby lobby.
by comicref June 30, 2014

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