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acute cerebral speditis 

a term describing the condition when someone is completely and utterly sped in the head.
patient: why do i need to wear a mask? covid is a hoax
doctor: i diagnose you with acute cerebral speditis

acute nigger dystrophy 

When a black person (or a person of any other race) begins acting "black" by either making loud "black people noises" or just behaving annoyingly black in public.
*cough* that black man sure has a rancid case of acute nigger dystrophy. Just look at how he's schoolin dem niggas

acute dick

a dick that turns around on itself that has less then a 90 degree turn
man that guy got an acute that hits him straight in the gut when he bends over
acute dick by joe blow November 12, 2002

Acute love fever 

The feeling in March where love is springing everywhere. Because it is not yet the season of mating, spring, it is usually a short lived love. However often this faux fever gives a need to be loved after a cold long winter so many fall into this out of desperation
Lilea Saix's (whose name has been changed)has for the first time started to date. The fast moving, and constant need for contact points to Acute Love Fever often occuring in teens during the early months of spring. Also another girl, Sandie H. Nahn (whose name has also been changed) has recently gotten together with an old friend.

Acute Disese 

A red bumpy rash covering the buttocks, that takes the shape of a big connect the dots smiley face. Now thats acute disease.
One should never lie on the beach in a thong, while having acute disease.
Acute Disese by Jacomba February 27, 2004

[Acute] [Marching] [Band] [Withdrawal] 

Acute Marching Band Withdrawal is the influx of negative emotions that occurs directly or shortly thereafter the terminus of a marching band season. Coincides with having too much free time on weekends.
Bob: Pat, why are you so down?

Pat: Because marching band ended...I have Acute Marching Band Withdrawal

Bob: Shouldn't you be happy? You have free time, now.

Pat: But nobody talks to me during band class anymore, and I don't hang out with any of my friends

Bob: Quit your whining. At least you're better than the football team...