Top Definition
A woman's polite way of telling you that you're about as well-hung as a two-year-old. Synonyms: two-inch tickler and two-pump chump.
Jeez, you have acute dick.
by Kix May 03, 2004
a dick that turns around on itself that has less then a 90 degree turn
man that guy got an acute that hits him straight in the gut when he bends over
by joe blow November 12, 2002
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