1. When something is extrmely fucked up and out of place.
2. When someone has a very wierd shaped head.
3. When someone drives very strang and tends to swang for no reason
2. When someone has a very wierd shaped head.
3. When someone drives very strang and tends to swang for no reason
1.Damn son that car is all caddi wompus!!
2. you head is ass sorts of caddi wompus son.
3. GOD DAMN SON, DO WORK we gettin all caddi wompus on the streets mother fucker!!!
2. you head is ass sorts of caddi wompus son.
3. GOD DAMN SON, DO WORK we gettin all caddi wompus on the streets mother fucker!!!
by Donny22 January 20, 2009
A word that you use when you want to say "Retarted" infront of those people who are extremely anal about people saying "Retarted"
Dude 1: "Dude i just fell off my skateboard and broke my arm!"
Dude 2:"Bro that looks serious!It's all...Willy Wompus!"
Dude 2:"Bro that looks serious!It's all...Willy Wompus!"
by Ominous Dude June 25, 2010
by PeterBeater January 21, 2010
pissed off, irrate, or visibly aggitated.
from appalachian phrase "aunry as a wompus cat" the wompus cat being a feline mammal born without an anus.
-if you were born without a butthole you'd be aunry too-
-if you were born without a butthole you'd be aunry too-
by john hammond July 28, 2007
A large human. Is often fat and blubbery. May waddle when walking, and has hippo-like features. Characteristics such as being loud, ghetto, and obnoxious may occur frequently.
Guy 1: Hey what did you do last night?
Guy 2: Oh not much, just chilled with this girl I know.
Guy 1: That wolly wompus that lives next door to you, doesn't count.
Guy 2: Haha very funny, as if she could fit through her front door.
Guy 2: Oh not much, just chilled with this girl I know.
Guy 1: That wolly wompus that lives next door to you, doesn't count.
Guy 2: Haha very funny, as if she could fit through her front door.
by wollywollywompus May 24, 2012
A Wompus Noodle
(/Wämp-ous/ nōōdl/)
is a person man or woman, child or elder. Who is by nature, a goober, doofus, or dingus.
(/Wämp-ous/ nōōdl/)
is a person man or woman, child or elder. Who is by nature, a goober, doofus, or dingus.
A chubby boy is keeping boyant atop a 'noodle floaty', in a swimming pool, licking an icecream cone whilst the waves of spuratic children jiggle him until he inevitably capsizes. As the boys upper body submerges, his lower half breaches with a highly audible Flatulence. The drenched child is now not only a wet doofus , he is now a complete Wompus Noodle.
by You can't make this stuff up January 13, 2018