3 definitions by john hammond

When you apply period blood to both sides of your cheeks to make your appearance resemble that of Heath Ledger's character in the Batman series.
You can obtain the joker by using your fingers to smear on the blood or simply perform cunnilingus with vigor.
by john hammond April 17, 2012
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pissed off, irrate, or visibly aggitated.
from appalachian phrase "aunry as a wompus cat" the wompus cat being a feline mammal born without an anus.
-if you were born without a butthole you'd be aunry too-
by john hammond July 28, 2007
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the rag used to wipe cum off a guys dick, usually used as an insult
guy 1"dude that girl is soo fit , should i ask her out??"
guy 2"no don't she's such a dick flannel there's still some in her hair"
by john hammond April 27, 2017
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