(Vaginal Farts) - After sex (especially doggy style) a woman's vagina and uterus move back to their normal positions, producing a fart-like sound from the vagina.
I pulled out to a whopping chorus of varts, prompting my girlfriend to exclaim, "My it's awfully blustery for a summer night in here!"
by Felix Appleby September 17, 2008
Get the vartsmug. by USWx August 16, 2005
Get the vartmug. After having aggressive sex with a small penis, a woman sometimes varts due to the air allowed in her vagina during the sex act.
by Air Bubble July 06, 2012
Get the vartmug. by cheeseypuff November 03, 2008
Get the vartmug. verb/noun
Vagina fart, but can also be a vegan fart.
According to Frank Warren (author of the postsecret blog), this person varts: Since I became a vegan, my farts smell really bad.
Vagina fart, but can also be a vegan fart.
According to Frank Warren (author of the postsecret blog), this person varts: Since I became a vegan, my farts smell really bad.
by Salvador Mestizo May 24, 2011
Get the vartmug. When on your mobile phone and music, video or sounds are unintentionally played loud in a public place causing momentary embarrassment.
Did you just vart? Karen's phone varted in the Mall. How do I stop my phone from varting? Oh, I'm sorry my phone varted.
by brendanoconnell April 17, 2020
Get the vartmug. by Austeezy my neezy November 04, 2008
Get the vartmug.