(Vaginal Farts) - After sex (especially doggy style) a woman's vagina and uterus move back to their normal positions, producing a fart-like sound from the vagina.
I pulled out to a whopping chorus of varts, prompting my girlfriend to exclaim, "My it's awfully blustery for a summer night in here!"
by Felix Appleby September 6, 2006
by USWx July 21, 2005
After having aggressive sex with a small penis, a woman sometimes varts due to the air allowed in her vagina during the sex act.
by Air Bubble July 4, 2012
by cheeseypuff September 23, 2008
verb/noun
Vagina fart, but can also be a vegan fart.
According to Frank Warren (author of the postsecret blog), this person varts: Since I became a vegan, my farts smell really bad.
Vagina fart, but can also be a vegan fart.
According to Frank Warren (author of the postsecret blog), this person varts: Since I became a vegan, my farts smell really bad.
by Salvador Mestizo May 1, 2011
When on your mobile phone and music, video or sounds are unintentionally played loud in a public place causing momentary embarrassment.
Did you just vart? Karen's phone varted in the Mall. How do I stop my phone from varting? Oh, I'm sorry my phone varted.
by brendanoconnell April 17, 2020
by Austeezy my neezy September 23, 2008