A theory of a perfect society that has been used by religious people to woo the masses, and by politicians to win more votes.
Utopia will never exist because humans are simply violent, jealous, warmongering animals with larger brains.
by AYB June 18, 2003
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A state in which your perfectly buzzed but you have yet to reach the stage of being totally drunk or blackout.
I've had around three beers, i think i just need one more to be in utopia!
by JS19 July 2, 2011
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Todd Rundgrin's old band - like anyone cares
My Utopia album is older than my kid's English teacher.
by DonH October 2, 2003
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A utopia is the ideal state of society in which every human need is adressed. The is no social or physical deprivity and humanity is free to grow and flourish at its leisure. There is no opression, war, poverty, famine, or social distress or racism. Although it is higly unlikely that humanity will reach a true utopia it is possible to better living conditions to be close to one.
It would be entierly possible to achieve a social state close to that of a utopia by the complete mechanization of labor and production. If all goods and services are produced by robots, humanity will be free from the maintenece of infrastructure and thus be able to rid itsself from all of the things mentioned above, something remenicient of the book Utopia by Issac Asimov
by X-45B23 July 14, 2006
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twisted fantasy dreamt up by wacko fundamentalist atheist zealots / marxists , based on earlier greek pagan fantasies
it's all about political power and control
there will never be a utopia because utopia is a fantasy sold to the public about a heaven on earth that is unattainable and is really just a lie designed to put the people into action so that they can be used as tools for or by power mad politicians all for their own gain and for the gain of the power elite
heaven on earth can't happen , Jesus said so !!!!!!
atheism is clearly the opiate of the masses
by now stop being lame September 13, 2006
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1. A Bootlegging company most central in New Jersey, You know who killed out the Dreamcast? Them, thanks alot dickheads...

2. A Mythological world that is perfect, no bigotry, racism, sexism, drugs, predjudices, corrupt government, etc. etc.

3. An online Role Player game, personally that I never played.

4. When you are so high on whatever drugs you may do, you get so happy and forget everything thats bad.
1. Thanks alot Utopia, you ran out the dreamcast you bastards.
*starts pounding while utopia imp starts crying*
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

2. I wish our world was like Utopia, No drugs, No Racism, No Bush...

3. I just got done playing Utopia, Come on and play with me and my allies!

No.

4. Hey, I just smoked so much crack I forgot that I dropped out of highschool and work at McDonalds under the table making less than Minimum wage!

I suggest suicide for you.
by ..-Swan-.. November 1, 2006
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1. A "perfect" society that will never be since it's definition is "no place"

2. An episode of Doctor Who, where in 100 trillion years reality will collapse on itself and the universe will end, with the last surviving members of humanity requiring the Doctor's help to escape to "Utopia".
Utopia. Man, the bitches must be hot there...
by darkverge September 9, 2007
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