11 definitions by DonH

Wintendo

He finally ditched his Wintendo and got a real operating system.

by DonH October 2, 2003

A visionary, a real musician, and one damn fine guitarist. Frank didn't give a damn about musical labels or conventions. He collaborated with everyone from Flo & Eddy to George Duke to Tuvian Throat Singers. He was also the first to realize that dental floss was an important cash crop to the state of Montana.

Frank Zappa was a genius

by DonH October 3, 2003

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farting lumps

Unintentionally passing some small turds while intentionally passing gas

Aw, man! I just farted some lumps!

by DonH October 2, 2003

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jock itch

A condition in which a man's scrotum (i.e. balls) itch incessantly as he desperately tries to scratch in some subtle but effective way.

Sorry, dear, but I got jock itch that won't quit

by DonH October 7, 2003

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Media manipulation

Calling Clinton a draft-dodger for getting a college deferment, while ignoring the fact that Dubya pulled strings to get himself past thousands of other people on the waiting list for the Texas Air National Guard after scoring in the 25th percentile on his flight test.

With enough media manipulation, people might actually think Governer Bush can find Canada on a map.

by DonH October 2, 2003

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