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someone who buys an extra copy of the book.. just to have it ready when the worn out pages of the one she already has start to tear.

someone who can't spend a day without reading some portion of the book.. just to relax her mind from the problems of the day.

someone who paints "twihard" and "team edward" on her tee shirt.

someone who has imaginary conversations with edward as she drives her car. (fortunately her mouth is shut, so no one can see.)

to be honest, i almost never watch normal tv anymore. i neglect my dog a little. he needs constant grooming. he has learned to sit on my chair, next to the laptop, while i read midnight sun.

being close to 64 (twihag?), i try not to tell this to people about this obsession, but on the net i always comment on utube, or whatever.

being close to 64, i kind of discust myself.. but then i say there is no such thing as age, and i was always immature anyway. and really who cares..

i have a psychologist friend who refuses to talk with me about this.
twihard..

runs across the street to say hello to a perfect stranger because they are sitting on the front step of their house with a copy of twilight on their lap. says i'm your new best friend.. then finds out that they are only 14, and then blushes and starts worrying that the 14 year olds mother will think i'm a perv of some sort.
twihard by swamivicky November 8, 2010
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An-twihard 

A person who hates Twilight so much that they go to extreme measures to pronounce their hate of it. Examples: insulting fans, spamming/trolling websites, ect.
Girl 1: If I see another Twilight fan, I will rip her freakin' face off and burn her books!!

Girl 2: I know you hate Twilight, but don't be an obnoxious an-twihard!
An-twihard by Te Angree fais!! January 9, 2010
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pronounced twi-tard

One who takes fandom of Twilight, by Stephanie Meyer, to a level of or beyond obsession.

They often flames forum postings trying to defend the book, regardless whether the book was being critiqued negatively or not. They are also prone to using all caps, not checking their spelling/grammar, jumping to conclusions, falling in love with Edward, and biting people's heads of for just saying they didn't like the book.
They're worse than a rabid fan girl or a Narutard: it's a Twitard.
twitard by divby0 December 18, 2008

twitards 

fans of twilight by stephenie meyer

usually (A) lonely girls who think they haven't been understood or (B) normal girls that don't read too often
Jane: hey guys i need a book suggestion
Girl A: well you can read Twilight, a book about swirling emotions and true love that MOST of you IDIOTS dont believe in!!
Girl B: I L0V3 3DW@RD <33333 SUP3R HAWTTT!!!
Jane: what?
Bob: oh those are twitards, get away
twitards by talking space monkeys October 8, 2008
An obsessive fan of the Twilight book series or movie. Can be anywhere from ages 10-40.
"I wish those Twitards would shut up about that travesty of a book!"
Twitard by Suzy Rotten December 25, 2008
A rabid Twilight fan that has the intellectual capacity of a squash.
If that twitard had any brains at all she'd not like that book half so much.
twitard by San Hitalsuru May 23, 2009
A retard who likes the Twilight books or movies. In other words, anybody that likes the Twilight books or movies.
Lyndsey was such a twitard that she missed her wedding because it was the same day the new twilight movie came out.
Twitard by StudMuffin328 July 4, 2010