2 definitions by swamivicky

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similar to a twihard, but much too old to pull it off. a twihard would be an older person, usual female, who has a fixation on twilight books, and or one of the stars, or the author of said movie, or book. the twihard would have friends, or daughter with whom to share such fixation.

a twihag would have the same type of fixation, but be over 60 and desperately alone with her obsession. after all, lets face it -- old hags don't get around enough to build up a network of similar crazies to share with.

it is assumed that a twihag would be very young at heart, or at least think she was young at heart. perhaps she would just be a little nuts?
by swamivicky November 08, 2010
someone who buys an extra copy of the book.. just to have it ready when the worn out pages of the one she already has start to tear.

someone who can't spend a day without reading some portion of the book.. just to relax her mind from the problems of the day.

someone who paints "twihard" and "team edward" on her tee shirt.

someone who has imaginary conversations with edward as she drives her car. (fortunately her mouth is shut, so no one can see.)

to be honest, i almost never watch normal tv anymore. i neglect my dog a little. he needs constant grooming. he has learned to sit on my chair, next to the laptop, while i read midnight sun.

being close to 64 (twihag?), i try not to tell this to people about this obsession, but on the net i always comment on utube, or whatever.

being close to 64, i kind of discust myself.. but then i say there is no such thing as age, and i was always immature anyway. and really who cares..

i have a psychologist friend who refuses to talk with me about this.

runs across the street to say hello to a perfect stranger because they are sitting on the front step of their house with a copy of twilight on their lap. says i'm your new best friend.. then finds out that they are only 14, and then blushes and starts worrying that the 14 year olds mother will think i'm a perv of some sort.
by swamivicky November 07, 2010

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