A terrible movie. It sucks ass. Everybody is so fucking pale.
The Twilight movie sucks. to bad hot topic had to promote this shit.
Movie based on horrible but oddly entertaining book of the same name by author Stephenie Meyer. Full of epic lulz and sparkly goodness.
"Dude, the Twilight Movie = EPIC FAIL. SEW GOOD."
a movie that is based off the most amazing books in the world. Unfourtunately for all us Twilight lovers, it's going to suck!
Don't believe me? Watch ALL the trailers and read my examples. have fun and think about it seriously!
First, let's look at the characters. Have you seen them? I was under the impression that they were supposed to be beautiful. First and foremost, the Edward in the movie is disgusting compared to the Edward in the book. Ew. But, I suppose the only thing grosser than that Edward is the Jacob. First of all, I don't even like Jacob and I imagined him a hundred times cuter. He makes me want to vomit. A lot. Now the story line and movie itself. From what I've seen in trailers, the movie has only a couple elements from the booksmore...
-bella and edward, vampire, fall in love
-bella almost gets hit by a car
-james tries to kill bella
That's it! im going to now list the things wrong from the clips i've seen.
-there is a fight-scene between edward and james. What is up with that? if you've been good and read the book, you would know that edward had no part in the demise of james. jasper and emmet killed him. Also, edward's family was at the dance studio in the book so there is no need for a fight-scene even if you wanted edward to kill james.
-I'm not exactly sure if jacob is being used much in the movie but i have seen the character they picked for him. in the first book, bella meets him as his normal 15 year old self. hes young. thats not what i see from the pictures. but im not too sure on that one
-edward and bella are not supposed to be able to make out and be so close. in the one trailer, bella is in her underwear and on top of him. last time i checked, that was a n...
the murder of the amazing book Twilight.
twilight fan: i'm so pissed. robert pattison? kristen stewart? what the fuck? the twilight movie is gonna suck.
twilight fan 2: i know man. i'm about to kill myself by jumping off a cliff.
twilight fan: lets go irritate the Volturi.
twilight fan 2: lets.