Turdle - The action of side stepping or jumping over animal feces or worse.... while out and about in public if you come across a huge log behind the bar or restaurant, where you have to take an lifesaving leap.
Mom, I had to make a Turdle to exit the bedroom this morning, that bad dog Rover left a huge steaming pile.
Dude, did you see that huge log I had to Turdle after leaving the bar. I mean they do have bathrooms inside.
Dude, did you see that huge log I had to Turdle after leaving the bar. I mean they do have bathrooms inside.
by MrSnoopy September 22, 2008
by Allah Tess November 26, 2008
by HighCommanderLars December 14, 2003
by Becky March 17, 2004
When you've delayed a groundhogging turd so long, your anus gives up entirely and snaps it back inside.
"Hey, there's a bathroom. Want me to stop?"
"Nah, keep going. I've been groundhogging so long, I box turdled two miles ago."
"Nah, keep going. I've been groundhogging so long, I box turdled two miles ago."
by Sweet Jimmy D April 24, 2014
Ryan: Sarah and I were doing a deep dive and she dropped a deuce at about 45 feet right in her wet suit.
Jill: I had heard about the sea turdle, though never known someone to actually see one hatched in person.
Jill: I had heard about the sea turdle, though never known someone to actually see one hatched in person.
by the comand'r October 27, 2014
I was afraid my big dump was going to make a loud kerplop and embarrass me in the office bathroom today, but luckily it was a Ninja Turdle.
by Baindawg November 29, 2012