Triumph the insult comic dog 

A puppet who completely OWNED wordEminem/word at the MTV awards show, and the most hilarious thing ever. Originally part of Late Night with Conan O'brien. Likes to fuck all the bitches.

Eminem pissed his pants when he saw Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.

Triumph the insult comic dog by combat_rock November 8, 2003

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 

hilarious dog puppet from NBC's Late Night with Conan O'Brian whose signature line is "for me to poop on!"

Grant: Who were you talking to?
Mark: Some dog puppet who said my home town was wonderful...for him to poop on.
Grant: That was Triumph the Insult Comic Dog! Fuckin sweet dude!

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog by Joe Brannen September 28, 2005

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog 

A sock Puppet from Late Night With Conan O'Brien that wears a tie and smokes a fake cigar. Voiced/Performed by Robert Smiegel ("Saturday TV Funhouse") He likes to viciously insult celebrities without fear of persecution because no one (Except Eminem) is going to look like an ass trying to come at a Puppet Dog. Triumph's three major enemies are Eminem, J-Lo, and Star Jones.

"J.Lo, J.Lo the giant tail-o
For a doggie's nose, that's the holy grail-o
Shakira's butt's fine, but it won't hold still.
I sniffed Elton John's butt for a thrill.
I sniffed J.Lo's ass and got too touchy feely
She let loose a BOMB that was bigger than Gigli!"
- I Keed

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog by G-Union 2 July 31, 2004

triumph the comic insult dog 

A puppet of a dog that goes around and bashes everyone and everything. The voice of the puppet is a real good comedian and adds-on the humor to the little thing itself. His best bashing was of the Star Wars Nerds at the Rockfeild Theatre. If you didn't see it, someone would strongly suggest that you do.

"Look at this one! Its like, some sort of super nerd. Biologicly enginered in a lab, made up of parts from lesser nerds!" -triumph the comic insult dog

triumph the comic insult dog by merasane October 25, 2006

Triumph Train 

The shaft of a male's genitalia

Her supple breasts will be the rails for my triumph train.

Triumph Train by Lareldisnotuncom March 15, 2010

Triumph Motorcycles

A motorbike designed by Hitler's 3rd reich. A bike many Nazi's adore to ride.

In a USA today poll, 9/10 Nazi's recommended Triumph Motorcycles as thier bike of choice.

The jews sure scatter like cockroaches when I arrive on my Triumph bike!

Triumph Motorcycles by 3rdReich September 30, 2005

Carnival Triumph

A ship in which every deck is a poop deck.

Guy 1: My wife and I took a cruise on the Carnival Triumph last summer.
Guy 2: How was it?
Guy 1: We had to shower for a week after returning.

Carnival Triumph by In Amber Clad February 15, 2013