A regal instrument that is played by very beautiful, talented people.
1. The case can be used to hide dead bodies
2. A tuba can be used to hide illegal substances or as an enormous marijuana pipe
1. The case can be used to hide dead bodies
2. A tuba can be used to hide illegal substances or as an enormous marijuana pipe
by JPhat December 21, 2005
by WallieR. May 15, 2020
by michael dodd January 30, 2005
by tubaplyr October 31, 2003
The Greatest instrument known to man. In the heirarchy of life:
1. Chuck Norris.
2. Tuba Players. (The Tuba itself was invented by chuck norris.)
3. God.
4. every one else.
1. Chuck Norris.
2. Tuba Players. (The Tuba itself was invented by chuck norris.)
3. God.
4. every one else.
Common band-speak: "Man I wish i could play tuba." Tuba: "Damn straight bitch!"
Also note the tuba motto: "Bitch we're the boss!"
Also note the tuba motto: "Bitch we're the boss!"
by tubagod300 August 31, 2008
A turkish female name .
Tuba’s are very good at stalking, they are very generous and kind hearted. they care about their friends all the time. they will never betray you. if you have a problem or anything that has been bothering you, just go to a Tuba and she will know what to do.
Tuba’s are very good at stalking, they are very generous and kind hearted. they care about their friends all the time. they will never betray you. if you have a problem or anything that has been bothering you, just go to a Tuba and she will know what to do.
My best friend is such a Tuba.
by nailpolish October 1, 2019
The only instument that matters.
The Soul of the band.
The definition of size matters.
A huge brass chick magnet.
The instrument of the gods.
Without a Tuba you have a group of instruments, with one, you have a BAND.
The Soul of the band.
The definition of size matters.
A huge brass chick magnet.
The instrument of the gods.
Without a Tuba you have a group of instruments, with one, you have a BAND.
Girl: So you're in Band?
Boy: Yeah.
Girl: What instrument do you play?
Boy: Tuba.
Girl: Your place or mine?
Boy: Yeah.
Girl: What instrument do you play?
Boy: Tuba.
Girl: Your place or mine?
by Carpere_Die_Cum_Tuba May 26, 2012