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3 definitions by JPhat

A regal instrument that is played by very beautiful, talented people.

1. The case can be used to hide dead bodies

2. A tuba can be used to hide illegal substances or as an enormous marijuana pipe
Dude, I got high while playing the tuba...

by JPhat December 20, 2005
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When someone takes a piss that is powerful enough to burn a hole in the toilet, it is called a "raging river"

1. Can be used to produce hydroelectric power

1. Tom, your piss is so powerful, it's a raging river.
by JPhat December 20, 2005
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(to take a wizzer) n. - The superlative form of a whizz or just a plain piss. Wizzers are usually an extreme or prodigious piss that is special in some way:

1. When you've held it for a long time

2. A special or unique piss

3. A long whizz.
1. I held my piss for 30 days and yesterday had an awesome wizzer!

2. Boy: Let's go sign our names on that concrete wall.
Girl: Yeah, I feel like taking a wizzer!

3. John: I need to take a wizzer.
Andrew: see you in 30 minutes!
by JPhat December 19, 2005
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