(to take a wizzer) n. - The superlative form of a whizz or just a plain piss. Wizzers are usually an extreme or prodigious piss that is special in some way:
1. When you've held it for a long time
2. A special or unique piss
3. A long whizz.
1. I held my piss for 30 days and yesterday had an awesome wizzer!
2. Boy: Let's go sign our names on that concrete wall.
Girl: Yeah, I feel like taking a wizzer!
3. John: I need to take a wizzer.
Andrew: see you in 30 minutes!
December 19, 2005