Dick ‘n’ balls
Person a: Ya’ll my Nixon is is a bunch!

Person B: damn bro that’s kinda sus
by candace_is_hot_af January 15, 2022
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When the shaft of a male's penis adhears to his scrotum or testies via sweat or uncomfortable clothing and positioning. When when viewed from side or at a profile view, bears resemblence to former President Richard Nixon's face.
Man his classroom's way to hot. I've totaly got a nixon going on!
by Ressaler July 16, 2006
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A man who attempts to engage in intercourse without a condom without his partner's awareness... i.e. a tricky dick.
"I don't think I'll be seeing him again. He's a total Nixon."
by tra4 February 14, 2012
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She only likes him for his large nixon.
Suck my nixon!
It looks like his nixon must have gotten caught in some farm machinery.
by MaxWilson October 20, 2008
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Nixon is often used as a surname, it is a surname of English, Irish and or Scottish origin meaning ''son of Nicholas''. Some notable people with Nixon in their name include: Agnes Nixon, Richard Nixon, Cynthia Nixon and John William Nixon.
Nixon is a name... Yes.
by AugustusTheAugustus May 17, 2020
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"Dude, I just got nixoned!"

"Oh man, my HMO nixoned me."

"I'm going to nixon that guy."
by ghammer August 4, 2013
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A kick ass watch company that a lot of companies bite.
You will know how long you have 'till bar-30.
by Lilly February 2, 2005
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