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11 definitions by Ressaler

 
1.
When the shaft of a male's penis adhears to his scrotum or testies via sweat or uncomfortable clothing and positioning. When when viewed from side or at a profile view, bears resemblence to former President Richard Nixon's face.
Man his classroom's way to hot. I've totaly got a nixon going on!
by Ressaler July 16, 2006
 
2.
when a male's penis and testicles are "hanging low" and cover his butt hole when he is sitting down and or scooching up in his chair.
Man I am having a low hangin' day. I've totaly got a skin cup goin' on!
by Ressaler July 16, 2006
 
3.
noun. male or female who is a monster at dating, whether it be the same or opposite sex. They go on dates frequently with many different people. Aforementioned dates are not aware at the time of what a handful said "dateosaurus rex" can be. Usually once the date is initiated, it is too late.
Bob: What are you up to tonight man?
Adam: I got a date with that new girl, Reese.
Bob: Jesus man! You're like always out on dates!
Adam: Naw....
Bob: No man, you are totally a DATEOSAURUS REX. They have no idea what they're in for. Do they?
Adam: Usually not man, usually not.
by Ressaler August 17, 2008
 
4.
noun. male or female who is a monster at dating, whether it be the same or opposite sex. They go on dates frequently with many different people. Aforementioned dates are not aware at the time of what a handful said "dateosaurus rex" can be. Usually once the date is initiated, it is too late.
Bob: What are you up to tonight man?
Adam: I got a date with that new girl, Reese.
Bob: Jesus man! You're like always out on dates!
Adam: Naw....
Bob: No man, you are totally a DATEOSAURUS REX. They have no idea what they're in for. Do they?
Adam: Usually not man, usually not.
by ressaler August 17, 2008
 
5.
The ingenuity used by the office or shop intern to accomplish the tasks that no one else wants to do efficiently and effectivly. Usually used when this ingenuity is unexpected or surprising.
Man intern! You got us that coffee darn quick! And with creamer too?!?! Way to use your interngenuity
by ressaler August 13, 2008
 
6.
a fart
hold on... let me cut you a jewish sunflower....*farts*
by ressaler November 27, 2008
 
7.
Abbreviation for "Roll On Floor Seizing"

A variation on ROFL (Roll On Floor Laughing)
"OMG you're so funnny"

"ROFS I know!"

"ROFS? Do you need to go to the hospital???"
by ressaler September 23, 2009