Hamburglar

When you buy McDonald's, break into someone's house, eat it and leave your garbage behind.

Oh no! My house is a mess! The Hamburglar struck again!

by black as truck December 1, 2016

Hamburglar

a stealer of meat, particularly ham

Grandson:good golly gee willakers flipidy dipidy doo grandpa my hamburger's gone

Grandpa:I think it was that there "Hamburglar" boy

*strange little man in a black and white costume with a cape running off into the distance*

by gank of america March 17, 2007

hamburglar

A small, neurotic man who is given to mischievous acts, particularly of a covetous nature; one who resembles the McDonald's Hamburglar in appearance and disposition.

"Hey man, is it cool that i took your cigarette cellophane?"
"Dammit, dude, stop being such a fucking hamburglar!"

by friesandgrilledcheese May 20, 2010

hamburglar

a person who steals the lunches of others from the work fridge or lunch room.

Worker1: Where's my egg salad?!
Worker2: I saw Larry eating it before...
Worker1: Damn that little hamburglar

by Kittridge February 29, 2008

hamburglar

Someone who tries to suck your dick in the middle of the night while you are sleeping.

I was sound a sleep last night when someone broke into my house and tried to hamburglar me!

by BlownHard April 23, 2015

hamburglar

A person who steals hamburgers.

Person 1: Hey did you hear about that dude that stole 50 frozen hamburgers from McDonalds?

Person 2: Yes. They're calling him the hamburglar.

by SGP'y June 9, 2016

hamburglar

A drunken chick who likes to jump on meat (dick) and then steal the person's wallet.

Dude, don't tap that! She's a hamburglar.

by brobi1kinobi February 13, 2011