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Covetous Jew

Not neccecarily somebody who is Jewish but that one friend we all have who is reluctant to spend money under any circumstances. Be it birthdays or just everyday life they will go through extreme lengths to save a couple of bucks.
Rachel "Why doesnt karli wanna go out to dinner?"

Rhys "Duh she's a covetous jew!"
Covetous Jew by rhysyboy93 April 11, 2010
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Covetous Jew

A person who acts like a Jew by coveting money, liquor, and/or drugs. There's at least one in every group of friends.
The covetous jew that is more than happy to drink a few rounds on your ass, but would never offer to buy a round for anyone and tips like a Jew.
Covetous Jew by Niggasaurus Rex October 23, 2007

COVETOUSNESS 

To desire or want something, possessions or someone unattainable that another person has to the point it ruins ones life.
The young man lived such a covetousness life, he went unchecked and eventually contolled every aspect of his life.

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026