stroker

One who chronically masturbates.

Hudson really is a stroker. His computer crashed from all the porn he watched while masturbating.

by The guilded lion February 3, 2011

The Strokers

A Group of Young men, of ALL races that are known to stroke or masturbate atleast once a day. This Association is found at THA WALL, located in Le Grand High School.Founded in 2003 when a young male came to school and told everyone his tales of the many...many times he has MASTURBATED!

Young Man: I finally stroked it...and now I can't stop!
CEO of THE STROKERS: well young man WELCOME TO THE STROKERS.

by MARCO April 5, 2005

stroker

Not unlike a wanker but far less credible.

Ah man! That guy takes the Piss! He's a proper stroker!

by Valetudo March 24, 2004

stroker

A person who walks into a dealership to inquire about a vehicle or a number of vehicles with absolutely no intention of purchasing one that very day. A stroker will usually come equipped with useless information, e.i., consumer reports, a dinky little note pad, low-ball quotes from other dealers, etc. Strokers generally have no consideration for the salesman's time and money and come in all shapes and forms.

Stroker: "Well, John, thank-you for the test drive, you've been real helpful. Do you have a card?"
Salesman: Damn, stroker.

by King of Cars April 10, 2008

stroker

an old man who has a firzzy beard, he strokes fruit, and young children on the head.

omg check out the stroker.

wow thats amazing, he strokes so dynamically

by oliiesssdf March 4, 2008

stroker

A white girl that dates black men or who has dated black men in the past.

Yo did you hook up with that Tayna girl? No she was fronting the whole time, you know she is one of those stroker girls.

by Matt, Steve, and Kimmy July 11, 2008

stroker

A person that likes 'the Strokes' band's music (or similar indie music) and is also considered a wanker because of it.

he is such a f*cking indie boy stroker

by Chav January 9, 2005