8 definitions by Valetudo

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Area within your brain that defines time perception. Can be affected by so called 'Made up drugs' such as 'Cake'; a Visterbile Amphetamoid from Prague. Cake and the effects on shatners bassoon is covered in a episode of the 'Brass Eye' concered with drugs.
One unlucky user died after being run over by a bus, he thought he had 3 months to cross the road.
by Valetudo March 24, 2004

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foy
Foy is actually a term for the smell that accumulates between a mans balls and his arsehole, as in Gringo's arse and foy smell. It is an unusual musty smell that is surprisingly hard to rid despite a decent personal hygiene regime. Often associated with physical activity and sport.
Jesus man! Ive got a terrible case of Foy!
by Valetudo March 25, 2004

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A used tampon that if recycled would make a great refreshing brew for a vampire.
So imagine my surpise when i pulled my knob out there was a pungent 'Vampires Teabag' hung on the end like a mordid yoyo!
by Valetudo March 26, 2004

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A novel way of further taxing poor people.
" Oi know oim dahn to me last quid but oi moight just win the lot-ry!"
by Valetudo December 09, 2003

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This is an uncomfortable ailment that occurs between the buttock cheeks. This malady is caused by excessive sweat between the cheeks and the friction of them rubbing together leading to a chapped backside. It is often due to a long bike ride on a particularly hot day. Gringo's arse is usually accompanied by Foy smell.
Nah man! Theres no way I'm gannin oot for a walk today, I've got a canny dose of gringo's arse!
by Valetudo March 26, 2004

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Not unlike a wanker but far less credible.
Ah man! That guy takes the Piss! He's a proper stroker!
by Valetudo March 24, 2004

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A used Tampon.
So here I am, having bought here drinks all night. We gets back to my place and I find out she's got a 'Dead Rat' inside her.
by Valetudo March 26, 2004

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