close the store for you 

I'll buy you anything you want. Money is not an object!; boastful flaunting

Tomorrow at Noon, we're going to Victoria's, and you can have whatever you want! I've called ahead and requested they close the store for you!

close the store for you by talk2me-JCH2 July 20, 2021

storecerer 

A flattering euphemism for a clerk. A shop-dwelling peon, particularly one whose interests include magic, fantasy or science fiction.

Comic Shop Patron #1 (to the Comic Shop Clerk): I see you've acquired a signed copy of "David Boring", you are quite the storecerer.

Game Shop Patron #1 (to the Game Shop Clerk): Glad to see you've purged the shop of all D&D versions greater than or equal to 3.5.
Game Shop Clerk: I think it's what The Gygax would've wanted.
Game Shop Patron #2: You, sir, are a mighty storecerer!

storecerer by Quux February 24, 2011

Street's Closed 

To stop talking about something.

Did you see what he did?
Nah man quit talking about it, street's closed.

Street's Closed by yungMilkMan May 7, 2019

Take (HIm/Her/Them) to Walnut Street! 

the action of cold shouldering former friends or affiliates due to a non-amicable severance of ties. Usually acted out by adults of religious organizations and high school students.

1. I went to church this morning and got Taken to Walnut Street! Nobody talked to me all morning.
2. (girl 1) My boyfriend dumped me! (girl 2) If he comes crawling back, Take him to Walnut Street!
3. Several church members have left us due to differences of opinion with things going on within the organization, so if you see any of these people in day-to-day life, Take (Him/Her/Them) to Walnut Street!

Take (HIm/Her/Them) to Walnut Street! by Billy Jean Snotmylover August 1, 2012

Storey 

A girl that will brighten up your day. She's beautiful, kind, and funny. You can talk her about sports. She's chill. The perfect girl.

-Bro that girl!!!
~Storey! I know!

Storey by M.L.J October 19, 2016

Hospital on Guerrero Street

Fictional hospital in San Francisco where battered women (who deserved it) get sent.

I used to know a girl; she had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it... beat her up so bad she ended up at a hospital on Guerrero Street.

Hospital on Guerrero Street by Oh_Hi_Mark June 6, 2013

ghost stories 

The best anime dub to ever exist

Guy 1:hey did you watch Ghost Stories yet?
Guy 2: Hell yeah I did! Best anime dub to ever exist!

ghost stories by RockTundra December 9, 2020