"I'm gonna take this pitcher of High Life to the bar and have them mix up some Milwaukee Spritzers."
"Don't worry, man. The wine is already in there."
"Don't worry, man. The wine is already in there."
by BrianMangos March 9, 2010
Get the Milwaukee Spritzer mug.by Mrylin Sprtizer January 10, 2009
Get the Balcony Spritzer mug.A cocktail composed of Bailey's, milk, and grenadine. Meant to replicate the ubiquitous blood (grenadine) and semen (milk) that are constantly found splattered all over everything on the show.
Originally envisioned by Glenn Thompson, a writer for Cracked.com.
Originally envisioned by Glenn Thompson, a writer for Cracked.com.
by m00tw00t June 3, 2013
Get the CSI spritzer mug.As itinerant Scandinavians began to settle in the Pacific Northwest during the early 1900's, they often gathered into communities to retain their traditions and practices. One such practice, known as the Scandinavian Spritzer, continues to withstand the test of time as long-standing tradition for thanking your neighbors. When introduced to the Pacific Northwest it endeared the Scandinavian immigrants to the locals almost immediately.
Whenever a helpful neighbor (or group of helpful neighbors) would help out an elderly widowed woman in the village, she would repay them with the Spritzer. After first offering a plate of decoy cookies to lower their guard, the elderly woman would raise her skirt, pinch her labia together, and force her urine out. The pinched labia would redirect her urine back across her perineum, where it gathered additional musk and essence, before spraying outward from betwixt her tightly clenched buttocks. The resulting spray would be finely atomized and highly aromatic. This was a coveted reward, and as such created an atmosphere of willing and able neighbors.
Whenever a helpful neighbor (or group of helpful neighbors) would help out an elderly widowed woman in the village, she would repay them with the Spritzer. After first offering a plate of decoy cookies to lower their guard, the elderly woman would raise her skirt, pinch her labia together, and force her urine out. The pinched labia would redirect her urine back across her perineum, where it gathered additional musk and essence, before spraying outward from betwixt her tightly clenched buttocks. The resulting spray would be finely atomized and highly aromatic. This was a coveted reward, and as such created an atmosphere of willing and able neighbors.
Gigi Ulla Gave Mitchell and Julian a dank Scandinavian Spritzer after distracting them with a plate of warm cookies. They knew it was worth changing those smoke detector batteries!
by TRAIL BOSS October 26, 2022
Get the Scandinavian Spritzer mug.by Chief guac July 5, 2017
Get the man-spritzer mug.When you pee right before sex and don't give it that last shake, then proceed to go directly to the mushroom tap and spritz her face with the urine residuals.
by Gdog Pounder September 2, 2010
Get the golden spritzer mug.Its where your doing a girl in the ass and you jizz in her ass and she farts in your face and it spritzes all over your face, kinky i know...
"Yeah i heard about Jake getting a jizz spritzer too, hes still trying to get all the stuff out of his hair"
by Retarded Dwarf September 29, 2009
Get the Jizz Spritzer mug.