split

(n) meaning a period of time, usually short in duration. Derived from the phrase "split second."

"Hey, man, come chill for a split!"
"Hold on, I'll be back in a split."

by Olodumandmj July 14, 2009

split

To punch the fuck out of someone

If you start fuckin with me I'll split u nigga

by John Tellini loves men April 19, 2006

The Splits

Wanking to the point of self harm.

When one has wanked ones self to the point where the foreskin tears/splits in one, or several locations not unlike lips splitting in cold weather. Continuing to wank in the face this affliction can lead to further splits as well as a slight sting when urine or seamen makes contact with said wound.

Often appears unwelcome and unannounced and is only cured through a period of abstinence.

To wank, perphance to cum...oh wait i've got the splits.

by The Finishers January 11, 2009

Splits

To Give Half Of A Normal Unit Of A Drug.

But Can Often Be Used In Several Different Drugs Deals.

Person 1 : Yo Man, Can You Gimme Splits On That, Doughs Runnin' Low This Week.

Person 2 : Fo Sho Man, Heres Half Of A "G".

by ShaunKicksYourAss January 16, 2008

the splits

A sexual position to be done by very skilled gymnasts/acrobats only. The girl stands on her head and spreads her legs open to do the splits, while the guy stands and puts his dick in her.

Milly and Jack did the splits last night at the bar.

by Chaotic Good Half Elf Mage January 31, 2012

a split

A Half A Million Off Drug Money
500,000

I Heard Tony Made A Split Off Cocaine Just Last Month.

by King Aaku May 19, 2015

split

1. Female genitalia.
2. A female.
3. A uniform break in something, often fabric.

1. Show us your split, bitch!
2. Come here you stupid split!
3. There was a split in my pants

by virginconversionunit April 01, 2004