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Space Monkey 

look at that boy he's a right space monkey
Space Monkey by funnyasfuck October 25, 2003

Space Monkey 

A man dressed in a small, figure hugging dress and, hopefully, a monkey hat who was employed to start the skanking and/or moshing at expectations:low's early gigs.
Although the term originated here(in this particular useage), it is now used for many dancers employed by ska bands.
Space Monkey by Jimmy McMonkey December 11, 2003

space monkey 

Danny has bananahands and moonboots. Therefore, Danny must be a space monkey.
"Oh man, Danny is such a space monkey."
space monkey by vo March 15, 2005

Space Monkey 

One who has adorned themselves in clothing and/or accessories to the point where their personal qualities are overshadowed by material items.
Salesperson: How about the baby blue-tinted sunglasses with diamond studs and perhaps this nice fedora.
Customer: Dammmnn, man! I'm not tryin a' look like a space monkey.
Space Monkey by Triverson May 26, 2008

space monkey 

Some goofy looking kid who never answers back when you're talking to him.

Always in some zone where the air must be thin. Reminds you of that russian space chimp when you look at him.
This place is just full of space monkeys.. They're blowing my zone. Lets bag it and be-gone.
space monkey by Dr.Robert June 16, 2005

Space Monkey 

An emo kid that refuses to do anything or pay attention to reality; always has a blank stare on his or her face; everything is in slow motion.

see pterodactyl or porch monkey
Oh man that kid is such a space monkey!

I ran into him and he just stared at me like a complete space monkey.
Space Monkey by Rob Bob May 22, 2008