Sony

The Microsoft of electronics. Like Microsoft a buch of idiots and morons bash their products simply cause Sony made them...

The following is an actual conversation I once had:

Me: Hey check out my PSP.
Idiot: Dude that thing is crap!
Me: What exactly makes it crap?
Idiot: Sony made it.
Me: So t could be the best handheld ever and it would still be crap to you just cause Sony made it?
Idiot: Yup.
Me: *Gives idiot a Dead Arm, walks away*

by A Gorilla December 3, 2006

sony

Retarded DRM-monkeys and puppets of the RIAAwho are willing to install spyware-like software unbeknownst to their users regardless of the fact that they are only hurting the people who actually bought their product

After putting a Sony XCP-"protected" CD in your drive hold down shift to disable autorun or else Sony will f*** up your computer with their DRM crap
or just open Regedit and change "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\
CurrentControlSet\ Services\Cdrom\Autorun" to 0

by m4l1c10u5 November 14, 2005

The Sony's

Sony headphones that make a person look fly as hell.

Ashley is rocking the Sony's like a boss; I wish I was her.

by George Shimington March 6, 2016

sony

A company who creates a variety of products which tend to easily break.

Billy: Dude, sony's making playstation 3!111!

Bob: I know dude, I already saved up 10,000 bucks to buy 3 of them for back up . . .

by Monkeygrease July 31, 2005

sony

A company who doesn't give the slightest shit about you, whether you detest them or swear allegiance to the Playstation. Ruthless when it comes to business, they'll fuck over and bully as many companies as it takes to make money. Sony fanboys are the easiest to troll, but the hardest to understand; being loyal to a company who cares about nothing but your wallet makes no sense.

Lik-Sang was an excellent site. One day, Lik-Sang started selling Japanese PSPs to European gamers. Sony looked out from its dark castle, and feeling intimidated by this, it proceeded to sue Lik-Sang to oblivion. This, children, is what we call "retarded".

by Mepsipax May 17, 2008

Sony

Japanese for "extortion." Overpriced products with overpriced repairs.

Brian: It's going to cost 700 dollars to fix my Sony Vaio!
Chris: That's why they're called Sony!

by bdr5055 February 11, 2010

sony

someone who is considered a sony, is someone who is either.
a) asian
b) suicidal
c) extremley annoying
d) a loser/ stalker
e) slut

kid1: yo son, u see that chick cuttin' herself.
kid2: yeh man, she be a sony.

by HollaAtchaaBoii February 17, 2009