A hopeless/hapless iPod fanboy who can't get over the fact that there are dozens of better mp3 players out there that cost half the price and have superior features and options.
Podestrian:I bought an iPod and therefore I'm better than you
*rolls his eyes
Podestrian:What was that about
Podestrian:But iPods are so dang cool, and I can store 5000 songs
Me:oh, but my Zen can kick the crap out of your ipod and can store 10,000 songs for half the price
Podestrian:yeah...but...but...but...my iPod looks sexy!