The juice and combination of cum and piss. This juice forms over time to become a solid after being left under the foreskin for too long making it smegma, a semi solid and combination of cumpiss.
by Atef Lord February 19, 2021
by gonzo lax fish September 28, 2007
~ "My boss at work is always taking a really long time to tell me stuff I already know. Really wastes my time and I'm getting SOO sick and tired if it!"
~ " Yeah, he's a real SMEGMA, ain't he!"
~ " Yeah, he's a real SMEGMA, ain't he!"
by paulpaxman January 16, 2017
by Jake E. Pants May 15, 2002
The infected, greasy, stanky, clumpped-up, egg yolk colored, residukes from having foreskin and not being cleaned on a regular basis is called SMEGMA.
Jose, after working in the fields and having sex with two fat burrito makers, had to wipe the smegma off his penis head b/c the rank stank knocked out 2 other fruit workers. Also, stuff that hookers eat at buffets.
by jgiddy99 December 19, 2006
Dick finished cleaning the smegma out of his willy before he persued in sexual intercourse with his partner.
by Joey Edmonds October 2, 2006
"Hey man, check out the build of of smegma gathering on and around Guiermo's chode. Had that chode been properly fashioned he wouldn't have such issues. Good luck getting that thing sucked"
by Numero Dos April 16, 2010