shwing

Tech support call center lingo meaning:

"Saying whatever it takes to get a customer off the phone without helping them"

When that guy told me he had Windows 9.0 I knew I was going to have to shwing him.

by Jay March 10, 2004

used by the male sedx when describing in the past tense, a moment of sexual arousal

"When She pushed me real shoftly on the backyard swing i was totally: SHWING!."

by CypherMiA June 28, 2004

Shwing!

Dude, Shwing! has huge lapels...

by Capntar May 15, 2006

1. to have sex
2. to replace the word "cool", or "sweet"
3. can be used in past tense, as shwung

1. "dude i'm shwingin' that hot carley chick tonight!"
2. "i'm soooo drunk! SHWINGGGG!"
2. "get shwung you jerk."

by candylane June 08, 2009

it's an expression ...an Exclamation for someone who just got fooled.

SHWINGGGG
you got fooled.

by Shamma August 20, 2005

A males reproductive organ. (preferably the 'penis')

A term from SCRUBS. Elliot Reed uses when shes too uncomfortable to say 'penis'

Hospital-

Sussie: "He seems to be in pain when he pees."

Becky (doctor): "..It's because your husband has literally 'broken' his shwing shwong"

by iloveyoumore12 January 25, 2009

He was punched in the shwing shwang and fell over in pain.

by Dick Bag January 13, 2008