saxophone 

The sexiest instrument to play

*plays careless whisper on the saxophone*
Maaan that turns me on

saxophone by sawawpuas April 16, 2019

Saxophone 

The best god damn instrument of all time, their are 4 types of saxophones: alto, tenor, Baritone sax,and saprano. The alto is the smallest/highest of the four and is also the most common, the tenor (of which I play) is the second smallest of the four and is kind of the balance between the alto and the Bari sax, also slightly Lower than alto but nothing close to trombone, the Bari is similar size to the saprano but much fatter much lower than the alto/ tenor and is somewhat similar to the baritone in sound hence the name baritone saxophone, the soprano of which I've only seen a couple times is a wierd saxophone clarinet mix but reaches all the way to the floor sound is Somewhat similar to the clarinet in sound as well.

Trumpet player: trumpet is the best instrument and totally sounds the best .

Saxophone Player: the saxophone easily sounds the most beautiful and instead of blasting noise in your face it makes music , also the saxophone also looks MUCH cooler.

Trumpet player: screw you!

Saxophone player: walk on home boy

Saxophone by the bum rash October 24, 2017

Saxophone 

The inability to get physically laid, forcing one to resort to "shadier" methods in order to do the deed.

"That trick Wanda wouldn't put out last night, so I had to have saxophone last night to finish up"

Saxophone by P Diddy April 25, 2005

Saxophone 

a word to describe a sound similar to a dying duck.

Bro what's wrong with you, you sound like a saxophone

Saxophone by I play sax July 3, 2019

saxophone 

BEST INSTRUMENT EVER

Saxophone is the BEST INSTRUMENT EVER

saxophone by lijordon November 18, 2016

Saxophone 

One of the worst instruments ever created, only people who think careless whisper is a slow dance song like this instrument. People who like this instrument have a 100% chance of dying alone.

Person 1: did you here that Jerry plays saxophone?
Person 2: yeah I knew he was stupid.

Saxophone by Bubble-boy-33 February 15, 2019

saxophone 

A shiny woodwind instrument that disguised itself as a brass instrument, who is the protagonist of a band and the redundant of an orchestra.

The alto saxophone player is found dead after the concert ends. The triangle player is made the suspect for sneaking off the stage after the fourteenth bar.

saxophone by Gouache September 24, 2019