13 definitions by lijordon
by lijordon January 20, 2017
by lijordon January 8, 2017
1-unattractive in a very bad way
2-no facetime
3-stay away from her
4-unattractive in a decent way
5-long legs/large boobs/large ass one of them
6-u want to facetime her
7-have two of them: long leg/large boob/large ass
8-pretty sure she has a bf
9-fucking hot ass
10-try to date her and u have a 0.001% chance of winning bc so many guys will date her
2-no facetime
3-stay away from her
4-unattractive in a decent way
5-long legs/large boobs/large ass one of them
6-u want to facetime her
7-have two of them: long leg/large boob/large ass
8-pretty sure she has a bf
9-fucking hot ass
10-try to date her and u have a 0.001% chance of winning bc so many guys will date her
by lijordon November 19, 2016
America's Best Presidential Candidate Ever, but unfortunately USA got fucked by Donald Trump and he won. Hillary Clinton should kill him and save America from Donald Trump the Fucker.
by lijordon January 19, 2017
by lijordon November 19, 2016
In Clash Royale when you get 1 crowned in the first 30 second of the game, you know you cannot win, and you click the home button.
me: Fuck, I already lost a tower
*Opponent has left the match*
randon: Wow, I made him rage quit. Lets go for the 3 crown!
*Opponent has left the match*
randon: Wow, I made him rage quit. Lets go for the 3 crown!
by lijordon March 29, 2017