SMP

Shit My Pants

SMP Lololol am hxcore

by Shafty-Sex December 18, 2012

SMP

Text language for "shit my pants", to express that something is funny.

TXT1: I just got fired from Costco!
TXT2: LOL, SMP!
TXT1: Fuck you

by Little T mart July 31, 2009

SMP

suck my penis (see: win at all costs cnbl )

A group of young little shits who can't play tfc worth beans. Also got pwnd on epicenter by some clan who played 2 short and got airshotted 4 times and crowbarred 5 times.

by Anonymous April 06, 2003

SMP

Sending my prayers

Callie: I just flushed my phone down the toilet.
Henry: Ooh, that's rough. SMP.
Callie: Thanks, imma need it :(

by Updated Magic May 30, 2016

SMP

Standard Missionary Position

...that pretty much sums it up.

She said she preferred SMP...bitch, I like my girls on top.

by lawlercopter111 April 24, 2011

SMP

Shit My Pants. In rebellion to the absolute overindulgence of LOL in texts, twitter, email, facebook etc, SMP is to be used in its place... If people were laughing out loud as often as they use the term there would be no war, the world may in fact end because no one would be doing anything but laughing out loud. Therefore SMP is to replace LOL. And only to be used if you are in fact shitting your pants.

Over Text Message-
Kristie: OMG I'm at the beach and i farted so loud the ground vibrated and fellow beach goers left bc they thought a storm was coming

Kathyrn: holy shit SMP

Kristie: Literally SMP

by Mollie Connelly August 02, 2009

SMP

Shit My Pants laughing. Due to the overuse and abuse of laughter related, played out texting abbreviations (e.g. LOL, ROTFL, Ha, etc.), the holy grail of laughing, but ACTAULLY laughing is, Shit My Pants laughing. This is elegantly denoted with the anecdote, SMP.

Mike: Oh man, WTF Parker. You banged my mom last night?
Parker: SMP yeah, I was drunk and needed a booty call.

by A.K. FRE$H March 25, 2010