Facebook Prepper

Facebook Prepper

-An online survivalist.

-A person preparing, or "prepping" for the day they will deactivate their account because Facebook either begins charging for their services, or Big Brother takes over the entire site. Prepping activities include gathering friends' email addresses & other important contact information, deleting or at least backing up all photos, and censorship/deletion of all questionable Facebook activity.
"What if Facebook started charging fees to use it?"
"I'll never pay, & I'm not worried--I'm a Facebook Prepper. I can bail anytime."
by Surfgoth January 07, 2013
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Covid prepper

One who has been ready for the covid 19 social distancing guidelines his whole life and has no chance of getting the virus due to the lifelong preparation of it. Similar to doomsday preppers. This person may be prepared due to his rigorous practice of social distancing via social awkwardness, snobiness or, in rare cases agoraphobia
Any buddy see bob? I havnt seen him in forever. Remember he’s one of those Covid prepper guys.
by Laurylyn April 29, 2020
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Booms-day preppers

Your typical boomers that has panic-shopped your local supply chain into a state of shit-fuckery like a hoard of hungry and inconsiderate locust.
"Fuck me mate don't even bother heading down the shops, the Booms-day preppers are out in force snatching up everything in sight.
by Stimpski March 20, 2020
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Prepper

One who devotes a large proportion of their life preparing for a doomsday type event. Common personality traits of the prepper are: hoarding of food, water, toiletries, etc. generally affected more so than others by conspiracy theories, typically anxious, worrisome, & especially paranoid.
Hearing of an ever slight chance of an asteroid impacting Earth, the prepper built an underground bunker & stocked it with can goods & toilet paper.
by TikTok AstroNOT August 02, 2022
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Rapture prepper

A Rapture prepper is a person , commonly an American Christian Evangelist awaiting the end of time as we know it. The belief is all dead Christian believers and those on earth will rise and meet the Lord. To many salient people this seems somewhat extreme but to the Rapture prepper it is real.
That Rapture prepper next door just told me if you see him gone and all his worldly belongings are left behind that I am welcomed to all his stuff. House included!
by King Yamayama August 19, 2025
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Squeaker prepper

When someone preps to face squeakers head on in a game.
Squeaker prepper: I just wrote down a list of insults in case any squeakers join and I can scare them away
by Idefinethingsurbanly December 17, 2015
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Prepperations

The preparations 'preppers' make and/or the rations they allow themselves and/or allow themselves to fight over.
MeanTime*, back in the hills, prepperations were being made for any sort of calamity that might possibly befall Mankind, by people so scared they'd rather shoot their neighbours than talk to or share anything with them: hence in such small clans, and having yet encountered the breeding problems of closely-related small groups, the prepperations were 'slim' to say the least.
by PartisanZ June 16, 2022
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