poog

1. The act of tickling a weasel
2. The sound a weasel makes when tickled
3. The act of being royally owned, as if tickled like a weasel

1. Dude, I just pooged that weasel!
2. "Poog!" said the weasel.
3. Shit, you just got royally pooged at CS! OMG TEH 1337 |-|4x!!1!

by POOG! February 07, 2005

poog

god like creature greater than all

*little jonny comes back from the dead*
poog has blessed him and given him a second chance

by Chris bjeere May 12, 2003

poog

dog poop you dorks nah JK ;p

"eww mommy poog" pipa said "no honey you mean poo-"POOG mommy POOG"she interrupts "ITS POOP HONEY NOW LETS WALK HOME OK"she yelled at her .

by Earth Worm Sally May 25, 2018

poog

A person of the Puerto Rican persuasion.

"You lazy poog!"
"I'm hittin' that poog."
"I know she's a poog, but she's a fine honey."

by zomgitsmary January 23, 2007

pooge

An older butch lesbian who holds a preference for younger femme females.

Every time I go to that bar I get hit on by a bunch of old pooges.

by Kermit the Pooge May 04, 2006

poog

Always right...no point arguing

Ah shit steve, ur fucking poog

by Silentbob May 12, 2003

Poogs

One who flaunts one of the manliest staches in the world and uses their suspender wearing authority to give summonses to the children. Legend has it that one that receives a summons will be devoured by the fine specimen's stache. When the Poogs is in a jolly mood, the Poogs mispronounces the "th" sound of a word by replacing it with the 'f' sound.

Example 1:

Child: (waddles their way into the building without proper identification.)
Poogs: Where is your I.D. card?
Child: I forgot it at home. (melancholy expression)
Poogs: WHAT?! (ferocious magenta tentacles extend from beneath the stache, wrap around the childs limbs and slurp the child back into the dark depths of the stache.)

Example 2:

Poogs: When Macbeff (Macbeth) visits fe (the) Free (Three) Witches, he notices that Fe (the) witch frows (throws) in ingrediants to fe (the) potion.
Child: Who did the witches freeze?
Poogs: What?
Child: You said the witches "frozen"
Poogs: NO! not frozen, frows (throws) in.
Child: Oh...? (continuing to not understand the Poogs but remains silent due to fear of the legend of the stache.

by Mr. Poogs is Tardy December 19, 2008