piddled

Drunk.

Can you drive?
No, I'm piddled.
Again?

by stumpyjonboston June 23, 2011

piddle

piss

i gotta go piddle

by jess hanch & nikkii rodrigues July 11, 2008

piddle

To Piddle, is to Finger a girl, or play with your own bits and pieces.

Stimulation via the fingers.

My friend piddles his girl at the wrong times. And has earned the nick name Piddler on Roof, Or Batman's arch nemesis, the Piddler.

by Ramooooooonnnnneeee April 11, 2007

piddles

letting go of any kind of body waste when you are intoxicated.

oh crap, i got the piddles bad.

hey gess what. I piddeled on your floor when you where sleeping and it was in your moms eye.

by Hooch/Pundar February 24, 2005

piddle

The little bit of urine left on your penis after urination.

I shook off the piddle and it fell on my pants.

by Rusty Wallace June 21, 2006

piddle

A rare usage, deriving somewhat from a rhyming intra-syllabic-injunction and a metonymic relationship to the more 'standard' definition of 'piddle': the penis itself.

'Look at that girl. I'd like to put my piddle in her middle.'

by gambol May 18, 2007

piddled-off

When a TV program (such as the news or other current events program) forces heavy censorship, they urge the reporters, narrators, and other crew to say something like piddled-off instead of pissed-off.

{Narrator}:
"In this video, you'll see what happens when one piddled-off idiot takes things way too far."

by Telephony December 17, 2016