northern monkey

Anyone living north of the watford gap, probably poor, speaks with a funny accent.

Dull whitted

Brad, york8ball, elbeer, onimi, dynamite, jay, Big_Poppa

by ProfessorPool September 18, 2003

northern monkey

Northern IT contractors operating south of the Watford Gap; often attempting to fraternise with local female population; humourous;prone to slagging from work colleagues

Simon Thomas; Chris Ibbetson

by Bruce Bourke July 10, 2003

northern monkey

Anyone from up north that has a silly name like KEEDA, and thinks they are hard but are really soft as a chocolate fire guard!

Keeda is a Northern Monkey xXx

by Sparky February 2, 2004

northern monkey

Any male from the North of England who is dull witted and probably works down a mine.

"Hull is full of northern monkeys"

by J March 28, 2003

northern monkey

Any chap that ties a rubber rooster from his belt loop so that it hangs below his knees......

First time I seen a Northern monkey I didn't know if I should laugh, cry, kick the thing or just say hi to the chap. So I just bought him a beer then left; they must be a rare breed also for I have'nt seen another.......

by G.T. February 24, 2004

northern monkey

A bloke from Grimsby who sniffs fish all day.

Nickos the fish sniffer.

by Dezza July 18, 2003

northern monkey

Alex Odlin

by never you mind - tapes September 30, 2003