Cigar

it is a smoking product that some people can mistake for a penis.

"sometimes a cigar is a cigar, yeah and sometimes its a big brown dick!" -George Carlin

by my foot= in your ass May 31, 2005

Cigar

One who thinks the more smoke he filled the hut with the more fish he will catch, when icefishing.

John is being such a cigar today, and it's actually working for a change.

by Whisperer January 27, 2009

cigar

a slang word for a thick, long, cigar shaped turd or fecal matter

My dog left a cigar on the floor of my mom's room.

by jizzhooligans September 14, 2006

cigar

Something that kills you faster than a cigarette.

A cigar everyday and your health goes away.

by notAmerican August 5, 2005

cigars

Huge non-filtered pieces of rolled tobacco (tobacco rolled in tobacco leaves) that are heavy in nicotine and in large numbers can kill you.

Hey, man, don't smoke that bigass cigar. Here, have a cigarette.

by Injun in front of the Cigar Store December 6, 2003

cigar

A slang word for a tampon.

I was embarrassed when my lover asked me to pick up a box of cigars for her at the store.

by Libertine October 4, 2005

Close but no cigar

When you come close to something but don't quite get there.

Just short of success

This phrase originated in the 1920's. Fair grounds would give cigars away as prizes. Prizes were more aimed at the adults then vs. children like they are now. The fair workers would shout out "close but no cigar".... The first written documentation of this word appeared in the 1930's and then became a common phrase.

You finish second in a race
A friend asks how you did
You tell them "I finished in second place, close but no cigar"

by BBJ24 June 5, 2015