Mortgage 

1) A loan against your property
2) Something that a homeowner might possess in his bid to own a home good and proper. Often to alleviate damage to his property incurred through it being 'owned'

Have you always had a mortgage, or did you used to like girls?

Mortgage by Big Jim December 20, 2003

mortgage movie 

A movie or set of movies that a high-profile actor/actress performs in purely for the money. Everyone has to pay a mortgage right? Notable examples are Samuel L. Jackson (way too many to count), Charlize Theron (Aeon Flux).

Sam Jackson is headlining Formula 51? What a mortgage movie!

mortgage movie by woodman445 May 15, 2006

Rust Mortgage 

A "classic" car, motorbike, or boat that old farts purchase from one another under the auspices of fixing up and restoring, but is invariably neglected, and allowed to continue to deteriorate upon their own driveway or lot.

AKA junker Fixer Upper project car

"You heard Tim took over a Rust Mortgage? That thing's gonna sit in the grass until it turns to dust."

Rust Mortgage by PanfrySamurai September 4, 2018

Montagged 

When someone botches something so completely and terribly, that it can only be compared to Heidi Montag's abysmally poorly lip synced, poorly danced, total failure of a Britney rip off performance at the 2009 Miss Universe pageant.

"She totally Montagged that presentation." or "That attempt was completely Montagged."

Montagged by darclyte August 25, 2009

mortgage 

possible root from the French verb "mourir" meaning to die. The English word "mortgage" refers a home owner's loan that is usually with you until you die. Usage of the French root is supposed to make it sound fancier than "loan" - but it doesn't really.

J'ai mort - meaning "I am dead"
I have a mortgage - meaning "My social life is dead b/c I own a house"

mortgage by Money Maid February 23, 2004

Reverse Mortgage

Paying a prostitute to fuck you in the ass with a dildo.

Sam 'What's your rate per hour for a reverse mortgage?'

Reverse Mortgage by Loonlake June 29, 2013

Mortgage 

The only reason you own a home.

I just closed on my mortgage. I'll be moving in to my new home next week.

Mortgage by nudebuddah September 25, 2010